Top 10 Clean and Funny Jokes
Laughter is one of the simplest ways to refresh your mind and lighten your day. Here is a handpicked collection of ten clean, original jokes that are easy to read, safe to share, and guaranteed to bring a smile.
Top 10 Jokes
I told my alarm clock we needed to break up. It still wakes me up every morning just to remind me of my mistakes.
My phone battery lasts longer when I am at work. It knows I have no time to enjoy it anyway.
I started exercising every day. Now I proudly walk to the fridge without getting tired.
I asked my mirror for motivation. It just stared back and said nothing, which somehow felt honest.
My calendar and I are no longer friends. It keeps reminding me how fast time is running.
I tried reading a book on time management. I never found the time to finish it.
I set a fitness goal this year. My goal is to fit more snacks into my daily routine.
My brain has too many tabs open. None of them are responding.
I wanted to be productive today. Then I remembered tomorrow exists.
I finally understood adult life. It is mostly deciding what to eat and wondering why you are tired.