Top Jokes | 10th September 2025

Top Viral Jokes on the Internet (2025)

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1. Getting Screwed Thousand Times
   Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else.
   One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he offered her £100 for sex. She said NO.
   Johnny insisted, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you pick it up, and I'll be done before you stand up."
   She consulted her boyfriend, who said, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money fast, he won't even manage to get his pants down."
   She agreed. After 45 minutes, her boyfriend called and asked what happened.
   She replied, "The bastard used coins!"
   
   Source: Jokes of the Day
2. Stealing iPhones
   There is a guy stealing iPhones around town.
   At some point, he’s going to face time!
   
   Source: Vicevi Dana
3. The Desert Island and the Computer
   A man stranded on a desert island alone for ten years sees a speck on the horizon.
   A blonde in a wet suit emerges, gives him a cigarette from her sleeve pocket. He enjoys it.
   She asks if he wants whiskey, pulls a flask from her other sleeve pocket.
   Then she starts unzipping her wet suit: "How long since you've had some real fun?"
   He blurts, "Don’t tell me you’ve got a computer in there!"
   
   Source: Vicevi Dana
4. Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer
   Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in the show 24.
   He was replaced after he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
   
   Source: Vicevi Dana
5. Whitney Cummings: Silent Treatment
   Ladies, next time your man annoys you, don’t give him the silent treatment.
   Instead, Google the most important game of the season, sit next to him, and ask as many questions as possible.
   "Who’s that guy in the striped shirt? Does he work at Foot Locker?"
   "Why are they all wearing the same outfit? When are we going to have a baby?"
   Eventually, he’ll shoot himself in the face—and you win the argument.
   
   Source: Vicevi Dana
6. Dad Jokes – It’s a Contact Sport
   Why don't football players wear glasses?
   Because it's a contact sport.
   
   Source: Parade
7. Best Place for Fruit to Vacation
   What’s the most popular place for fruit to go on vacation?
   Pear-is.
   
   Source: Parade
8. My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day
   My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
   
   Source: Parade
9. When Does a Joke Become a Dad Joke?
   When does a joke become a “dad joke?”
   When it becomes apparent.
   
   Source: Parade
10. Why Did the Man Fall Down the Well?
    Why did the man fall down the well?
    Because he couldn’t see that well.
    
    Source: Parade
11. Why Did the Lobster Blush?
    Why did the lobster blush?
    Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
    
    Source: Parade
12. How Do Bees Have Sticky Hair?
    Why do bees have sticky hair?
    Because they use a honeycomb.
    
    Source: Parade
13. Why Don't Skeletons Play Pranks?
    Why don't skeletons play pranks?
    Because they don't have the guts.
    
    Source: Economic Times
14. The Bike That Was Too Tired
    Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself?
    Because it was too tired.
    
    Source: Parade
15. Spiders on the Web
    Why are spiders so smart?
    Because they can find everything on the web.
    
    Source: Parade
16. Why Did the Egg Have the Day Off?
    Why did the egg have the day off?
    It was Fry-day.
    
    Source: Parade
17. What Does a House Wear?
    What does a house wear?
    Address.
    
    Source: Parade
18. Why Did the Scarecrow Win an Award?
    Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    He was out standing in his field.
    
    Source: Parade
19. What Concert Only Costs 45 Cents?
    What concert only costs 45 cents?
    50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
    
    Source: Parade
20. Why Did the Man Bring a Ladder to the Bar?
    Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?
    He heard the drinks were on the house.
    
    Source: Parade